Dream Job Alert - WWE Is Looking For A Head Plot Writer

Some kids dream of being firefighters, some kids  dream of being astronauts, other kids dream of playing in the MLB, well not me, my dream has been plain and simple. To work for this man.

The details are inconsequential. Head plot writer? That works. The “Highly developed written and verbal communication skills” may be a little bit of an issue for me but otherwise I think I can handle it. But the point is that it doesn’t really matter what I do, all I need is a Foot in the door, place at the table. Because once I’m in I’m one step closer to my destiny. Beating Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell title match with guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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I think my play is not turning in a resume or any email of any sort right? Vince has to respect that type of bravado. This is all a mind game. No one lives in my head more than Vince McMahon does so I have to stay one step ahead.